Congratulations to the class of 2013!
giving away prizes to get people to sell their books back instead of, you know, giving a fair price to sell their books back?
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find a buddy in the class for which you are most fucked for the final. Take a shot together before crossing the threshold into your final.
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
The Ultimate UMW Drag Queen Name: Judy Hample
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Walk into GW and steal the Master Plan like Nic Cage stole the delaration of independence.
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TWINKle, moanrow, all of the nicknames virginia has anyway, ball speaks for itself, alvajayjay? chandjob. all of these suck. but hey.
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Have a séance in Framar hall, summoning the spirits of all deceased past presidents of the University and Mary Washington herself. Then go over the "Master Plan" with them and receive their feed back. BONUS POINTS if you remember to mention the tagline "where great minds get to work".
Randolph Wityoman.
Trimyo Bushnell.
Seacobuck Naked.
come up with drag queen names playing off of building names on campus
(and then send them our way because woah)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
