chalk Oprah related puns on vertical surfaces that rain won’t hit.

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take everyone's referring to midnight breakfast as the hunger games one step further and make it so that everyone who wins a door prize has actually be chosen as tribute for a battle royale in the ampitheatre.

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finals procrastination idea: dye your hair like professor mark snyder

pretend you’re at the Passion Pit concert while you’re in line at the nest (re: act like a d-bag in line at the nest).

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finals procrastination idea: spend any amount of time more than 30 seconds trying to think of a good finals procrastination idea to submit to this blog

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Reenact the entire airplane scene from Bridesmaids

stay in the dorm longer than 24 hours after your last final ends. see what happens.

start preparing your audition for Spring Awakening. duncan sheik wrote the music for this show, so try out his ninetines hit “barely breathing” to make a great impression on the UMW theatre community.

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Procrastination Idea: Sporadically hiss at the person sitting near you in the library

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